Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Thoughts on Road Kill and Holiday cheer

Life according to Bug, after seeing a dead deer on the side of the road
Bug said: People shouldn't kill animals unless they are going to eat them. They should say thank you to the animal for letting them eat it and give healthy food for strong bones. It's mean to kill animals and leave them on the road.

Bet no one else heard this Valentines Day line
Bug said: I hope Cupid brought me a pooping robot

Bug got busted doing something he knows very well not to do, when Mom caught him
Bug said: But it was my imagination that did it

Life according to Bug: while flipping channels and stopping on Jonas Bros movie he watches for a few minutes then says "so this is for girls" Mom asked why he says that and 
Bug said "cause boys think this is junk"

While cooking dinner Bug said "I hope Santa brings me bacon for Christmas"

Bug "I want more bacon"
Mom "We're out"
Bug said "I wish we had our own pigs so we could eat their bellies"

Mom "Bug, eat your cous cous"
Bug said "Hold on I'm having my drink drink"

Mom noticed that all the Santa decorations were facing the wall, asked Bug if he did it and
Bug said "yes, I don't want Santa watching me be naughty"

Food and Art Quotes

Mom was just starting dinner when Bug came in the kitchen asking for a "white egg" (hard boiled egg).
Mom: Dinner will be ready in just a few minutes
Bug said: Come on, Momma. Make your son proud.

At breakfast Bug was trying not to eat and go play.
Bug said: Mommy, my tummy's full.
Mom: Eat some more, please
Bug said (to his stomach): Sorry tummy, you have to eat more.

Coloring a family portrait with Daddy.
Daddy: Where's my hair?
Bug said: Daddy, your hair doesn't grow! (in a duh! voice)

Bug started yelling at Mom.
Mom: Bug what's wrong. You were fine 2 seconds ago.
Bug said: I just want to kiss and make up.

Monday, May 16, 2011

A Few Lines to Catch You Up....

In reference to the Red Sox beating the Yankees:
Bug says "RedSox swept the yankees!?! Maybe next time we just vacuum them it's faster"

Putting fresh underwear on after bath mom hands him some "good guy" transformer underwear:
Bug says "No , I want a bad guy"
Mom replied "I thought you were going to be a good superhero when you grow up"
Bug says "But I like to wear the bad guys on my butt"

Prepping for camping
Mom says "We're going to go to the store for some stuff we need to go camping"
Bug says "like marshmallows on sticks? And fire. We need fire"

He picked his nose, wiped it on his lips (unknown to mom) then came to mom and asked for a kiss. Mom gives him a kiss. Bug says "what does it taste like?"

Told to pick up his toys faster Bug says "I have really stinky toots that are slowing me down"

Mom says "We're having a cold spell"
Bug says "Can you do a summer spell?"

During a tornado warning:
Bug says "It's a tormato!"
Mom says "Nay, nay, tor-nay-do"
Bug says "Oh, nay, nay, tormato"
Now he always calls it a "nay, tormato"