Bug is a big Red Sox fan.
He was there cheering hard till the last out on the night of the Red Sox last win of the 2011 season. The following night they lost (and he had begged to go to the game)
Mom: You'll just have to practice your cheering this winter
Bug Says: My cheering is good, it's the Red Sox who need to practice
Bug eating one kernel of corn at a time
Mom: (big sigh) Child....
Bug Says: Sweet Child of Miiiiiiine
Mom takes Bug to go to the bathroom in a very stinky, dirty restaurant bathroom, but Mom does not need to go. However in a very loud voice, repeatedly announcing to the restaurant....
Bug Says: Wow! My mom just made one stinky poop!
Not wanting to eat his salad
Bug Says: Mom, I don't want to eat these leaves! I'm not a catepillar.