Wednesday, October 5, 2011

What he's been up to

Bug is a big Red Sox fan.
He was there cheering hard till the last out on the night of the Red Sox last win of the 2011 season. The following night they lost (and he had begged to go to the game)
Mom: You'll just have to practice your cheering this winter
Bug Says: My cheering is good, it's the Red Sox who need to practice

Bug eating one kernel of corn at a time
Mom: (big sigh) Child....
Bug Says: Sweet Child of Miiiiiiine

Mom takes Bug to go to the bathroom in a very stinky, dirty restaurant bathroom, but Mom does not need to go. However in a very loud voice, repeatedly announcing to the restaurant....
Bug Says: Wow! My mom just made one stinky poop!

Not wanting to eat his salad
Bug Says: Mom, I don't want to eat these leaves! I'm not a catepillar.

Mom: You can't always get what you want (very flat, serious tone)
Bug Says: Mom, I don't want to sing right now. Just give me ice cream

There were 2 marines in uniform behind us in line. 
Bug says: Wow! You are real superheroes. I want to be a superhero when I grow up too. Thank you!Then shook their hands.

Bug says: I am not evil. I am fun!

Bug Says: Mom, can I have your debit card
Mom: For what

Bug Says: So when daddy doesn't give me green monies I can still buy things

Bug Says: But Mooooommmmm, I want to wear my winter clothes. They're so cool
No, no honey in fact they are not cool

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Roadtrip to Boston

Bug had packed a suitcase, when asked why
Bug said "I'm going to Harvard to get smart. You have to go to college to get smart. And Harvard is by the Red Sox so it's the best."

When told we were going to see a Red Sox game
Bug said "Are we going to see Wally and the Cookie Bird?"
Long pause trying to figure out 'Cookie Bird'...OH! we had just gone to a Nats/Orioles game and the Orioles had their mascot at the game. Oriole-> Oreo-> Cookie Bird.

Friend just had a baby girl
Bug said "I have a new girlfriend!?!"
He got her a pink Red Sox ball as a present with his own allowance money.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Thoughts on Road Kill and Holiday cheer

Life according to Bug, after seeing a dead deer on the side of the road
Bug said: People shouldn't kill animals unless they are going to eat them. They should say thank you to the animal for letting them eat it and give healthy food for strong bones. It's mean to kill animals and leave them on the road.

Bet no one else heard this Valentines Day line
Bug said: I hope Cupid brought me a pooping robot

Bug got busted doing something he knows very well not to do, when Mom caught him
Bug said: But it was my imagination that did it

Life according to Bug: while flipping channels and stopping on Jonas Bros movie he watches for a few minutes then says "so this is for girls" Mom asked why he says that and 
Bug said "cause boys think this is junk"

While cooking dinner Bug said "I hope Santa brings me bacon for Christmas"

Bug "I want more bacon"
Mom "We're out"
Bug said "I wish we had our own pigs so we could eat their bellies"

Mom "Bug, eat your cous cous"
Bug said "Hold on I'm having my drink drink"

Mom noticed that all the Santa decorations were facing the wall, asked Bug if he did it and
Bug said "yes, I don't want Santa watching me be naughty"

Food and Art Quotes

Mom was just starting dinner when Bug came in the kitchen asking for a "white egg" (hard boiled egg).
Mom: Dinner will be ready in just a few minutes
Bug said: Come on, Momma. Make your son proud.

At breakfast Bug was trying not to eat and go play.
Bug said: Mommy, my tummy's full.
Mom: Eat some more, please
Bug said (to his stomach): Sorry tummy, you have to eat more.

Coloring a family portrait with Daddy.
Daddy: Where's my hair?
Bug said: Daddy, your hair doesn't grow! (in a duh! voice)

Bug started yelling at Mom.
Mom: Bug what's wrong. You were fine 2 seconds ago.
Bug said: I just want to kiss and make up.

Monday, May 16, 2011

A Few Lines to Catch You Up....

In reference to the Red Sox beating the Yankees:
Bug says "RedSox swept the yankees!?! Maybe next time we just vacuum them it's faster"

Putting fresh underwear on after bath mom hands him some "good guy" transformer underwear:
Bug says "No , I want a bad guy"
Mom replied "I thought you were going to be a good superhero when you grow up"
Bug says "But I like to wear the bad guys on my butt"

Prepping for camping
Mom says "We're going to go to the store for some stuff we need to go camping"
Bug says "like marshmallows on sticks? And fire. We need fire"

He picked his nose, wiped it on his lips (unknown to mom) then came to mom and asked for a kiss. Mom gives him a kiss. Bug says "what does it taste like?"

Told to pick up his toys faster Bug says "I have really stinky toots that are slowing me down"

Mom says "We're having a cold spell"
Bug says "Can you do a summer spell?"

During a tornado warning:
Bug says "It's a tormato!"
Mom says "Nay, nay, tor-nay-do"
Bug says "Oh, nay, nay, tormato"
Now he always calls it a "nay, tormato"