Bug had packed a suitcase, when asked why
Bug said "I'm going to Harvard to get smart. You have to go to college to get smart. And Harvard is by the Red Sox so it's the best."
When told we were going to see a Red Sox game
Bug said "Are we going to see Wally and the Cookie Bird?"
Long pause trying to figure out 'Cookie Bird'...OH! we had just gone to a Nats/Orioles game and the Orioles had their mascot at the game. Oriole-> Oreo-> Cookie Bird.
Friend just had a baby girl
Bug said "I have a new girlfriend!?!"
He got her a pink Red Sox ball as a present with his own allowance money.