Mom was just starting dinner when Bug came in the kitchen asking for a "white egg" (hard boiled egg).
Mom: Dinner will be ready in just a few minutes
Bug said: Come on, Momma. Make your son proud.
At breakfast Bug was trying not to eat and go play.
Bug said: Mommy, my tummy's full.
Mom: Eat some more, please
Bug said (to his stomach): Sorry tummy, you have to eat more.
Coloring a family portrait with Daddy.
Daddy: Where's my hair?
Bug said: Daddy, your hair doesn't grow! (in a duh! voice)
Bug started yelling at Mom.
Mom: Bug what's wrong. You were fine 2 seconds ago.
Bug said: I just want to kiss and make up.